WHINE WHINE WHINE
Okay so unpopular opinion time; RED LIKES VAMPIRES
She also likes books but, the final problem, she can’t find any decent fucking vampire books
WHAT IS A RED TO DO!?!?!?!?
WOW YOUR MOM IS AN ASSHOLE >C
NO NO NO SHE’S NOT
I JUST KNOW A FUCKTON OF USELESS THINGS
I’M ALSO A HIGHSCHOOL DROP OUT
I could get my GED really easily. I passed practice tests above average in everything but math. I’m super super shit at math. That’s the one thing keeping me from a GED, and without anything to show for my education it’s PROBABLY PRETTY OKAY TO THINK I’M AN IDIOT.
Earlier today my mom was watching TV in my room and she goes “Emmy, what’s ‘xenophobia’? And I tell her, and she’s like wat? So I pull up Wikipedia and read the literal definition out for her and she’s like oh okay……… and then 2 minutes later she goes
How did you know that?
You’re a lot smarter than I thought you were Emmy!
mom thinks im really stupid